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Thea Jaeger 

Thea jaeger is the name of an amazing, intellectual individual.
Loves weeb stuff and anything interesting or out of the ordinary.
If the individual was an RPG(role-playing game character this would be their stats)
Possible class
Healer

The members who care most about the team. They are never really credited but sadly they are the most important team members.

Mage
their love for knowledge has driven them to learn and master the art of magic

Druid
The love for animals and nature has guided them on this path.

Stats
_________
Intelligence: 10
Strength: 4
Stealth: 10
Communication: -1
Height: -1

Move set
awkwardness(Passive)
-passively makes everything around them awkward.

Disappearance(skill)
-Can cast disappear at any time fading away from society and its problems.

Claw
-Trows a bunch of cats at someone.

Care(Aura)
-The softness of her heart has overtime allowed her to attain passive Aura care. This heals anybody ina radius close to her.
Dude1: DId you see that other girl has the same skills as Thea jaeger
Dude2: what skills, and where is she?
Dude3: Exca.. *Gets hit by a bag of cats*
Thea Jaeger by i cri :( May 22, 2020
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