the textbook 

When engaging in intercourse the male pulls out before climax, ejaculating on the inner thigh of the female, then the male closes the females legs and rubs them together, mushing the ejaculate around and leaving to dry

I gave her a good old the textbook like back in collage

the textbook by Hugh alison July 10, 2014

The Textbook Break-up 

One trully awsome band

Dude did you see the textbook break-up?
they trully kicked ass

The Textbook Break-up by Mike27 May 3, 2005

Figure 2.3 In TextBooks Are The Angel Number Three Hundred And Forty-Three, Who Keeps Smacking My Back: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that the axolotls species are also eagles.

Person 1: Are you homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that the axolotls species are also eagles?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 3: Figure 2.3 In TextBooks Are The Angel Number Three Hundred And Forty-Three, Who Keeps Smacking My Back: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release.

Figure 2.3 In TextBooks Are The Angel Number Three Hundred And Forty-Three, Who Keeps Smacking My Back: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release. by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 14, 2025

Figure 2.3 In Textbooks Is The Angel Number Three Hundred And Forty Three Because Of Uvula Smacking My Back: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release. 

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Person 343: Figure 2.3 In Textbooks Is The Angel Number Three Hundred And Forty Three Because Of Uvula Smacking My Back: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release.

Figure 2.3 In Textbooks Is The Angel Number Three Hundred And Forty Three Because Of Uvula Smacking My Back: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release. by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 14, 2025

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019