while taking your sexual partner from behind, you proceed to ejaculate into your palm. When your partner turns around for post sex cuddling. You throw your "seaman filled hand" forward, releasing its contents on your partner's face, while screaming "SPIDERMAN".
by jimi d licious December 3, 2005
Get the the spiderman mug.Upon reaching climax while doggying your partner you first must fake ejaculation onto their backside while catching your ejaculate in your hand. Your partner will believe you to be finished with intercourse and will most undoubtely turn around to look at you in a hopefully satisfied manner. At this moment , you use the semen that you have now equally distributed in each hand and flick the semen at your partners face using the same motion that spiderman uses to shoot his webs in the comic books/movie. As you tarnish your partners face in semen you will yell "GO WEB GO!!!" Please reference the scene in the first spiderman movie where he is trying out his newly found web forming powers and yells this exact phrase.
by skankinmat May 7, 2007
Get the The Spiderman mug.AKA The Peter Parker. NOTE: In order to complete The Spiderman, you must be wearing a Spiderman mask, otherwise, it is merely a Peter Parker. While banging your partner from behind, slip on a Spiderman mask, pull out, cum into your hand and when she turns her head around,you throw it in her face, similar to shooting spider-webs.
by Peter Parker Jr December 23, 2008
Get the The Spiderman mug.Much like The Batman while having sex with a girl, make sure her uncle is at her house. At the point of climax pull out a gun and kill her uncle and then slingshot yourself out the house.
yeh she told me that this was a one time thing, so i did The Spiderman and now he uncles funeral is next week.
by mister mentone August 8, 2018
Get the The Spiderman mug.by Uptowntick March 8, 2014
Get the The spiderman mug.A sexual position in which the male partner hangs on to something that can hold him in a position that is upside down so that his head is at an elevation where the female partner (looking like Spidermans girlfriend) can put her pussy in his mouth for either pleasure or pissing (then it would be called "The Golden Spiderman.") Another option could be making out with such partner and thus would be called "The Kid Friendly Spiderman." However, if done normally to receive vaginal pleasure, it would just be called "The Spiderman" or "The Regular Spiderman"
Robert: "Hey man what'd you do last night with your girlfriend?"
Daniel: "Oh not much, I did The Spiderman with her though"
Robert: "Oh nice, was it Golden or Kid Friendly?"
Daniel: "It was the regular"
Robert: "Oh cool"
Daniel: "Oh not much, I did The Spiderman with her though"
Robert: "Oh nice, was it Golden or Kid Friendly?"
Daniel: "It was the regular"
Robert: "Oh cool"
by btchlasagna January 7, 2019
Get the The Spiderman mug.Pull this one out after your wife, gf, or sloot won't give it up. Wait until your girl is sound asleep, then get ready to bring out your inner marvel. Run to to a local Walmart and buy a spider man mask, then go back home. Start cranking it to some bbw pornog and bust a nut into your hand. Yeah its gross, but we all got a little viking blood in us. Put on your mask and meet your sweetie at her bedside. Yell "Mary Jane" as loud as you can until she looks up at you. Throw your spider web load in her face and run out the door. Be sure to have your index, pinky, and thumb out while your doing, just like your friendly neighbor Spiderman
My girl was pissed and wasn't given it up last night, so I gave her The Spiderman and now I have a restraining order
by dontsmellmyfinger January 1, 2019
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