the santa

Ejaculating in the freezer to watch it freeze on the wall on contact.

Euph did the santa so hard that it took over a minute for his cum to freeze on the walls.

by salty_santa April 19, 2018

The Santa

Its Christmas eve and you dress up in a Santa outfit. You climb on the top of a house and scream Santa's here, and when someone looks up through their chimney, you ejaculate down the chimney as if it is a present.

John: Where were you last night on christmas eve??
You: I was performing the Santa..

by bigboi12369 April 5, 2021

The Santa

A sex position when you role play as santa and your girlfriend rides your dick as you shout "Oh! Ho, ho ho!"

David: let's do the Santa tonight
Kim: sure ;)

by Uniaer October 26, 2020

The ‘Santa Clause’

The legal agreement which allows Santa Claus to enter people’s home and not be prosecuted for (breaking and entering). This clause includes chimneys and magic stuff we don’t know about.

The ‘Santa Clause’ is actually a legal agreement that has been understood in a ‘quid pro quo’ context; wherein Santa is welcomed for many reasons... but it’s really the presents and his cool outfit!

by Major Thomas Randle December 4, 2018

The Santa Clause

A sexual act in which a guy sits on a girls lap in a chair and proceeds to pound off until he cums on her face. The result is a beard made of semen that resembles that of Santa. To finish the act the guy must proceed to tell "Santa" what he wants for Christmas.

Who says Santa Clause only Cums once a year?

Person 1:"My boyfriend surprised me with The Santa Clause last night"

Person 2: "Yea I can see that you still have cum on your upper lip"

Person 1: "At least I know what he wants for Christmas now!"

by Twerk Grinder McFresh August 5, 2010

the santa snap

a variant of "ooh snap!" the santa snap involves a hearty santa-like laugh in place of the ooooh.

... like i did your mom last night! HO HO HO SNAP!!

by Aaron and Rosie November 5, 2003

The Santa Clauses

The clauses which detail Kris Kringle under the North Pole Act of 1436.
Clause 1, Subsection A states that: Saint Nicholas must manufacture a wide variety of games, tools, and miscellaneous objects for children under the age of 12 in all countries of the world.
Clause 1, Subsection B states that: Saint Nicholas must do so for eternity, without pay, and must aquire the following traits: Obesity, A long white beard, a red suit, a fondness for burnt cookies and warm milk.

Evil Little Boy: "Where are my presents?"
Mom: "You were naughty this year, so Santa didn't bring you any."
Evil Little Boy: "Na-uh! According to Clause 1, Subsection A and B, of the Santa Clauses, Santa is required to bring me my demanded presents!"

by Assasinof6 March 11, 2010