The Perfect Storm

When 2 or more people release a rancid fart in a close proximity to each other.

dude, roll down the windows, we've just created the perfect storm!

by zwon December 17, 2008

the perfect storm

The Perfect Storm is created whenever many activities that individually would cause one to shit are combined into one ridiculous brew. A Perfect Storm could be created after a heavy night of drinking when someone decides they want to eat taco bell, smoke lots of cigarettes, drink a venti coffee, and then go on a long walk. The Perfect Storm is normally an emergency situation.

Guy 1: 'What the hell bro!'
Guy 2: 'What?'
Guy 1: 'i just realized that I have the Perfect Storm brewin"
Guy 2: 'bummmer man. your goose is cooked. this long walk has led us an hour away from a decent toilet.'

by [e-mail] April 7, 2011

The Perfect Storm

When one takes a horrendous shit and after wiping their ass the toilet paper is blank.

Hey dude I didn't use up all you're toilet paper this time because I just had The Perfect Storm!

by billybobbitchtits January 7, 2011

the perfect storm

When an individual sits down on the toilet and anticipates a "no wipe" condition. In doing so they flush the toilet as the bowl exits the colon and in a brief maneuver they stand up and exit the room, often in the amount of time it takes just to just take a leak.

Shit man that was fast!!! Dude I had the perfect storm....yea I just dropped one...NO WAY

by Surf Taco January 18, 2010