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the metric system 

A system of measurement used worldwide that would be completely unknown to American's if we didn't buy drugs.
Drugs have taught a whole generation of kids the metric system.
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the metric system 

a base-10 measuremnt system that the whole world uses except USA, who should adopt it
The USA's standard system has 12 inches(in) to the foot(ft), and 3ft to the yard(yd) whereas the metric system is 10 milimeters(mm) to the centimeter(cm), 100cm to the meter(m), and 1000m to the kilometer(km).
the metric system by thegestalt June 14, 2004

The metric system 

A Superior system that America is to stupid to use
World:let's use the metric system

USA:wuts that

The Metric System 

I asked for directions in France and some frog sonuvabith told me to go 3 kill-o-meeters, I can't believe those commie bastards actually use The Metric System over there.
The Metric System by Lt_Allah June 18, 2017

The metric system is a consistent and coherent system of units. In other words, it fits together very well and calculations are easy because it is decimal. This is a big advantage for use in the home, education, industry and science. 

The metric system is a consistent and coherent system of units. In other words, it fits together very well and calculations are easy because it is decimal. This is a big advantage for use in the home, education, industry and science.
The metric system is a consistent and coherent system of units. In other words, it fits together very well and calculations are easy because it is decimal. This is a big advantage for use in the home, education, industry and science.
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