The Mango

The Mango is a sex move which originated from north korean immigrants who escaped from NK and travelled to Hong Kong on immigrant boats. The people who perform this sacred sex ritual are banned from entering either South Korea or North Korea due to their exccesively high gayness levels. Better luck next year guys.

William: Hey Eric, lets do the Mango.
Eric: Hell yeah biatch, your house or mine?
William: Lets do it on the roof of the school!
Eric: HELL YESSS.

by noobhead September 14, 2009

The Mango

After a guy has sex and is too lazy to take a shower, he washes his balls in the bathroom sink. To do this, he climbs up and begins balancing himself on the sink...splashing water on his nuts and mimicking the Saturday Night Live character Mango's mannerisms and noises in front of the mirror.

Usually works only with 1 nighter's, which is self-explanatory.

After I got done fucking, I was too drunk to take a shower, but I did The Mango and now my junk is clean.

I did The Mango after I fucked this chick at the club, now she doesn't now if I was joking, or I'm certifiably retarded.

by PansaVerde July 7, 2010

The Mango Man

A man who has obtained status of having a lot of Mangoes. It is believed that most of the time it’s just a rat who disguises themselves as a human with Mangoes.

Hey, there’s a rat over there. Do you think it’s The Mango Man?

by Latios736 November 24, 2020

The Mango-Van

The mango-van is the vehicle of choice for a certain pananian marsh beaver family. The mango-van has a tendency to show up in the weirdest of places unannounced. With the capacity to transport many beavers, it is safe to say that if the mango-van is trailing you late at night you should run. It is said that assgremlins also use this vehicle at times to conduct raids on unsuspecting human victims.
The latest tactic employed is to fit the mango-van with an icecream van speaker so as to trick innocent children.

"Oh shit! RUN! It's the mango-van!"

"I thought it was the icecream van, but when those beavers and their assgremlin friends started attacking I just ran for my life!"

by D.E June 11, 2006

the mango game

is a game usually played at school, its like a cheese touch but more advanced.. is when there are illuminations through periods at school so basically you tag each other all class period and when you dont have the mango touch at the end of class you try your best to get out before being tagged from the person with the mango and if everyone gets out before you get a chance to tag them.. your out then the next period it starts over again and someone starts off with the mango until the last one standing. usually played in elementary - middle school WARNING IF YOUR GONNA PLAY THIS GAME THERE ARE RISKS LIKE WRITE UPS, DETENTION, OR EVEN SUSPENSION YOU HAVE TO BE SLICK

Example: of the mango game.. hahah you have the mango you better tag Arron before he gets out

by school fun August 2, 2016

eating the mango

Performing cunilingus.

From the resemblance between eating a juicy mango and performing oral sex on a female.

Guy: My girlfriend likes me to perform oral sex on her, but I don't enjoy it.... It's just so ... wet and messy.

His buddy: Dude, think of it as, like, eating a mango. In fact, my girlfriend calls it eating the mango.

by Dandy Dinmot May 17, 2009

Climbing the Mango tree

To masturbate out of desperation, especially during an extended period of sexual abstinence. Often the abstinence is not by choice, but rather by one's failed attempts to make it with someone else.
The term originates from an episode of "Two and a Half Men".

"...if you still have the energy, pull it like a monkey climbing the mango tree."

by J. Gam October 16, 2008