Name for a penis. Used solely for the purpose of being able to say that one is about to "lay down The Law" instead of "have sex". Accredited to Patrick of the Ace Deuce in 2008.
When someone brings up something they don’t like to share with you they legally have to tell you. It’s the law
“i refuse to tell anyone my middle name. cause i hate it ”
“Okayyyywell now you legally have to tell me ”
“i will do no such thing! “
“U must! ‘‘Tis the law“