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"I AM THE LAW. DROP YOUR WEAPONS."
- Sylvester Stallone as "Judge Dredd" in the film "Judge Dredd".
The Law by R4nd0mF4660t November 26, 2011
The name for a dickhead, who thinks they're enforcement for a certain shop or area. "The Law" is used as a Title.
That guy, who works in Poundland stocking shelves, The Law is a right dickhead. Kicked me and my mates out for talking too loud at lunch.
The Law by ScreaminChaos March 1, 2018
Name for a penis. Used solely for the purpose of being able to say that one is about to "lay down The Law" instead of "have sex". Accredited to Patrick of the Ace Deuce in 2008.
Hey man what did you do last night?

Well, I laid down The Law with some chick...if you know what I mean *wink* *wink*
The Law by youknowme... December 7, 2009
When someone brings up something they don’t like to share with you they legally have to tell you. It’s the law
“i refuse to tell anyone my middle name. cause i hate it ”
Okayyyy well now you legally have to tell me ”
“i will do no such thing! “
“U must! ‘‘Tis the law“
The law by Jimmy jones September 28, 2019
A system put in place that helps keep society in place and manages to fuck it up from time to time
Why can’t I park here ??

Cuz this company got a sign that say by the law that you can’t park here !
The law by Klinkhammer January 15, 2019
No one escapes it.
"No one escapes the law!"
The law by Lelsy June 11, 2018