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The Jakes 

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The police, usually just traffic officers.
The Jakes are everywhere in these parts.
The Jakes by Jaimey September 22, 2005
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The Jakes 

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Another word for the police, similar in use to the cops or the fuzz. Popular in use in north east England
Imma put a hole in your f*cking back if I catch you talking to the f*cking jakes
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Shit man, it’s the jakes
The Jakes by donteverplayyourself January 25, 2021
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The Jakes 

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A kick-ass dance band that makes you tap your feet and shake your booty. They come from Irvine, California.
Dude! I saw The Jakes last night. They told me to "Just dance, bitch" and I couldn't help it, I just DANCED!
The Jakes by The Jakes May 17, 2006
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The Jakes 

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The Jakes means toilet or latrine
Where did Cheryl go? She had some bad clams, she's on the jakes
The Jakes by Horace Cox August 21, 2022
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The Battle of the Jakes, Joshes, and Dunkons 

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The battle of the Jakes, Joshes, and Dunkons is where every single person on this planet named Jake, Josh, and Dunkon fight to the death (Not literally, only with paintball guns) and whichever Jake, Dunkon, and Josh is standing wins. This will take place on April 24th, officially replacing National Rape Day!
Josh1:Dude, today is The Battle of the Jakes, Joshes, and Dunkons!
Josh2: Relax, Josh. You’ll be fine.
Josh1: But dude... your name is Josh too...
Josh2: .....fuk
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duck the jakes 

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Around common word for Ducking the laws!
Say bro I’m cooling in the cut tryna duck the jakes!
duck the jakes by Cino May 28, 2022
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Frothability 

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The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger

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A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
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