the hitler

It's when your friend is sleeping, and you take his thumb and shove it up his ass. then you take the shit covered finger and rub it right under his nose. it looks like they have the Adolf Hitler mustache, aka the square above the lip.

John: You smell that shit?
Tom: LOL no...i don't ;)
John: something smells like shit around here.l funny.
Tom: XP!!!! Someone gave you the Hitler!!! LOL LOL OMFG!!1!!
John: Shit. that's fucked up

by [e-mail] July 30, 2008

The Hitler

The leaving of a shit stain on a girl's upper lip by first engaging in anal sex and then rubbing the shit on her upper lip.

I told that bitch to bend over to the front n touch her toes, then gave her the Hitler!

by Zim Zim and the magical Panda May 25, 2006

The Hitler

Smearing some shit in the shape of a "Hitler stache" under the nose of someone who is passed out drunk.

Troy is passed out drunk again, he deserves The Hitler.

by ripclas33 April 27, 2011

The Hitler

During anal sex the male pulls out and there is poo on his penis, and the female goes to suck him off and misses the mouth hitting her upper lip right under the nose. Thus giving the female a a perfect Hitler stache.

After bringing home a bar hoe, I woke up in the morning and rolled over to find that I had given her The Hitler.

During anal sex with my girlfriend, she asked to suck on it. When she rolled over she hit my leg and i tripped, giving her The Hitler.

by ThedirtyGermans March 29, 2011

The Hitler

after you had anal sex with ur girl u then take ur dick and hit her on the top part of her lip and it will look like Hitlers faceial hair

dude u cant beleive it my brother gave ashley the hitler.
that fuckin funny.

by Nick jb December 6, 2006

The Hitler

When a huck ugly bitch won't leave your bedroom, tell her to turn out the lights and come here.

Place your favourite finger into your arse and poop on it a little, then withdraw said finger and pull down on her head and smear a little of the poop on your finger onto the middle of her top lip, under her nose. Keep it narrow or else it is a Lebanese Frown.

Jim was drunk,Glencorra wanted it bad. Despite a bottle of bourbon, Jim still found her huck. So he gave her two options; Either leave the room or turn the light off and he would give her The Hitler.

by juanmor January 20, 2012

The Hitler

When blowing a load on your partner, some of the ejaculate lands on the centre of their top lip, resulting in a hitler-esque cum moustache.

Dude! I gave my girlfriend the hitler this afternoon. I'm still laughing about it!

by captain jerkoff April 26, 2010