The hitcher

the act of sticking your thumb up someones ass

nooter was bent over a table so i gave him the hitcher

by Bivnut August 21, 2007

Hitcher

Character from The Mighty Boosh played by British comedian Noel Fielding. He is a green cockney, with a polo around his eye because he has "minty vision".
Cruel and Crude, he is well known for pissing a lot.

The Hitcher is a cockney geezer with minty vision.

Trapped in a box by a cockney nut job
Ave a cuppa tea

I'm a cockney flower watch me shower!

Every boo goes to making my erection that little bit stronger! Don't boo after the concept, fucking weirdo!

by Vanilla Lionheart July 11, 2008

hitcher

a person who hitchhikes (travels by securing free rides from passing by vehicles)..

Hey, i see a hitcher there, let's pull over..

by zedkiel February 22, 2008

Hitcher

the act of putting your thumb up someones ass like you are hitchhiking

Nooter bent over the table so i gave him the Hitcher

by Bivnut August 26, 2007

Hitcher

Something big, huge, mighty. Often fierce and wicked.

Overlord awaiting combat / ability to see in darkness / spreading fear

by Anonymous November 08, 2003

hitcher

a guy who dresses up in order to moleste children. most commenly like a clown or something that would be appealing to children.... they also often have there way with piggys when there are no children around.

Iowntheracistclowns(a hitchers youtube account) the clown who steals a child and molestse them in his minivan.

by holocausefate December 15, 2008

hitcher

A girl who buddies up to guys in a bar drinking on a tab in order to drink for free.

Nicole walks into a bar and immediately hangs out with a big group of guys. She's the fastest hitcher I know.

by Tony A. July 05, 2007