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The Battle Grounds 

One of the most original and creative Half-Life mods out there. This mod is based on the Revolutionary war. It is realistic, taking between 1-3 shots to kill a person, however usually 1 or 2. It is also realistic in the sense that you can only fire once before you need to reload, however, they make it work well. You can find "The Battle Grounds" at www.bgmod.com
DUDE! BG is the best HL mod I've ever played!

The Battle Grounds 

A pretty good half life mod IF in the next patch they fix melee system, new player skins, and much slower re-load times.
Why does it take a few seconds to re-load my longrifle!!! It takes me 1 minute to do it in real life.
The Battle Grounds by Q August 28, 2004

The Ground Hog

This is when a guy sticks his left ball into a girls butt hole and tickles her stomach to make her tense up. If the guy's left ball pops out, it can be assumed that an early Spring is on the horizon. If the nut stays in the butt hole, it will surely be a long, long winter.
"I gave her The Ground Hog to see how long this winter will be."
The Ground Hog by ahenningsen13 January 28, 2009

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

Person 1: Tell me the truth already!
Person 2: Fine! Ahem... According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

Pants on the Ground 

An American idol audition by 62 year old Larry Platt in which he is informing children that they look like "foos" with their pants on the ground. The first internet sensation of 2010
Lookin like a foo with yo pants on the ground

Threw it on the ground 

To get angry at something or someone. To show disproval. A way to "stick it to the man."

(originated from a lonely island SNL music video)
I was walkin' through the city streets

And a man walks up to me and hands me the latest energy drink

"Run faster, jump higher"

Man, I'm not gonna let you poison me

I threw it on the ground

You must think I'm a joke

I ain't gonna be part of your system

Man! Pump that garbage in another man's face