The Fluff

Slang for Community Support Officers in the UK.

In reference to the Fuzz that are actual Police, the Fluff are there no power lackies, generally found kicking their heals bothering people in hoodies.

Don't bother to stub it out, its only the Fluff . . . they can't do fuck all but mouth off.

by ducky pup July 29, 2010

Diamond in the fluff

Any girl who has a pretty face but needs to lose about 20 - 30lbs before she could be considered hot

I saw a girl at the gym who was a real diamond in the fluff, once she drops some of that holiday weight I might ask her out

by Tragulus April 5, 2010

what the fluff

It's a more polite way to say 'what the f*ck'.

- Guy 1: What the fluff is this?
- Guy 2: I don't know.

by Edu ;-; November 11, 2015

beef the fluff

the act of fluffing or exaggerating the positives of information so as not to offend the sensitive

I had to beef the fluff so she wouldn’t get offended

by DavKat May 5, 2018

Touch The Fluff

Patting someone's head or ruffling someone's hair is touching the fluff.

Just a very memey way of describing a head pat.

Sally: Hey baby! *touches hair and pats head*
Kyle: Oi there is gel in my hair why'd you touch the fluff?

by heyalexa November 22, 2019

Skip the Fluff

1) Skipping certain parts of a musical composition, esp. long intros, gay bridges, or pretentious outros.
2) Skipping the crappy songs on an album/playlist to get to the better ones.

*Two guys listening to My Curse by Killswitch Engage*
Guy One: *Starts song*
Guy Two: Skip the fluff, please.
Guy One: What? I love Killswitch.
Guy Two: Ive heard this song way to many times, and Im really starting to get tired of the intro. Skip it, you fanboy whore.

by MatchEaterJack May 25, 2008

What the fluff

A viral Instagram challenge which people hold a blanket in front of them and “disappear” (run away) as they drop it in front of an animal such as a dog, cat, turtle, rabbit etc.

John: I did the “What The Fluff” challenge with my cat and he ignored me.
Suzy: Im sorry not even your cat loves you.

by Clarissa is trash July 5, 2018