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The Escalator 

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verb

1. during a threesome involving one man and two women. the women are stacked stomach too back and the man assumes a kneeling position behind them and proceeds to push his penis from one girl to the next, starting with the bottom girl working his way up. Or reverse the order and direction for variations.
The highlight of my threesome was when i pulled the escalator on the two of them. Next time I think I'm gonna add another floor!
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The Escalator 

The Escalator is an act of sexual prowess. It is also form of The Bulldozer where you run the girl up and down a set of stairs until she cooperates, and does what she is told. This is the ultimate demeaning act of sex that you can do to your partner. Just be warned, going up the stairs is a lot harder than you may think. So be a gentleman and buy that bitch some knee pads.
Suzie: "Where did you get all those bruises from?"
Dana: "I got them last night, Jon wanted to try The Escalator out."
The Escalator by Kyle Rosekrans August 11, 2007

the escalator 

A sexual act wherein the lady has to give the man a boost up with a cushion, phone book, or ladder in order to reach her labia.
"Paul M.'s wife could not get off even though they used the escalator.
the escalator by parkay September 20, 2004

Coming down the escalator 

A phrase used to describe the first in a series of very bad decisions.
I can't help but feel like he might be coming down the escalator...

Took The Top Escalator 

A phrase referring to the brief period between dying and being dead.

Based on the belief that you pass on to a heavenly state.
Mate 1: Gran...gran...?
Mate 2: Dude. She took the top escalator.
Mate 1: <cough> arrgh
Mate 2: Man what is that noise?!
Mate 1: sorry. I was just humadruming.
Mate 2: You're sick dude - how can you be bored?!
Took The Top Escalator by digital.sam September 28, 2009

The Escalation 

A friend who comes upon an incident that has been defused and proceeds to re-active the incident, more than likely inviting an un-needed physical altercation
I had the situation under control with those guys, The Escalation showed up and picked a fight anyway
The Escalation by Wolfpack Tuck September 26, 2011

The Public Escalation Paradox

A phenomenon in which individuals or groups become more stupid and defensive in their positions when a conflict or disagreement occurs in a public setting or 2 content creators online. Although private discussions often allow for flexibility and compromise, public jackasses increases pressure to maintain credibility and avoid appearing weak, leading to intensified conflict and reduced chances of resolution.
“This entire thing is just The Public Escalation Paradox It’s so Stupid”