the crud

When you turn into a walking snot ball you have "The Crud" You cough up mucus and your nose runs constantly therefor the use of the word "crud".

You go to the office and you cough and blow your nose for an hour and a coworker asks "what's wrong with you?" Yo respond, "I have the crud".

by Bcbabylon July 29, 2006

the crud

An outbreak of Herpes Simplex II on the mouth, genitals, anus, or other body part.

Suzie didn't make Jimbo wear a condom, and now she's got the crud.

by Asherael December 22, 2007

The Crud

A name for the depression you feel after making a large monetary purchase. Often associated with anxiety and regret, even if there was initial excitement and joy leading up to and immediately following the purchase.

You just bought a new car or a flat screen TV... or you just returned from an exensive vacation. "My new TV is awesome, but I still have the crud from buying it." or "Today's my first day back at work after our trip to the South of France. Man have I got the vacation crud."

by Nilli February 18, 2009

The Crud

A sickness: maybe contagious, probably not. Like the name, it makes you feel like crud. Typically comes around when the seasons change and makes you cruddy

“You wanna go to the lake, Jepp?” “Nah man I’m at home I got the crud” “Well dead gum that’s cruddy” “Yeah, I know”

by Wordsyouneverheard September 5, 2022

The Iraqi crud

A generic sickness felt by almost all members of the Armed Forces serving in Iraq. Its symptoms include, but are not limited to, diarrea, nausea, bubble guts, extreme amounts of gas, congestion

Soldier 1: Dude you just blew up that shitter

Soldier 2: Yeah I got another case of the Iraqi crud

by fat ass101 April 30, 2009

The Crude Brothers

“The Crude Brothers” is a YouTube channel ran by a son and his father. They both eat extremely spicy foods, while uploading them later to YouTube.

Hey Zach, I just got done watching “The Crude Brothers” video that you were talking about earlier!

by ehcloud January 28, 2019

the creeping crude

A cluster of spreading, oozing, weepy sores that
migrate on skin. The sores are red with yellow
crusts. Thought to be spread by poor hygiene.
It was 1956 in Florida that I first heard this term.

She had the creeping crude on her forearms.

by S. McHugh January 5, 2009