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The Cranberry 

On a short trip, usually for smokes or pop tarts to the local convenience store, you let out a very thick fart. This fart will not be smelled until you get back in the car after making your purchase. Hence, it has "lingered" in the car, waiting for you.

You can also do this to someone who is going to use your car after you have just driven it and left some brown smog.
Dude, I cranberried myself this morning. I puked all the way home from speedway. Last time I accidentally pull The Cranberry on myself.

Whoa man, did you have to let it linger? I asked to use your car, not get cranberried.
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The Cranberry 

"When a man is about to ejaculate and the woman punches him as hard as she can in the nuts"
Dude I was having sex with Mary last night and she got me with the cranberry.
The Cranberry by Jdaddy84 January 3, 2016

The sprite cranberry 

You jack off behind a door and while knocking and wait for someone to open it and cum on them but you can only do it on the week of Christmas
Oh yeah my dad does the sprite cranberry on my sister every year
The sprite cranberry by Conical December 2, 2020

the cranberries 

one of the coolest irish bands, or the only one

The Cranberries 

Possibly the most rad-est band in the whole entire world...
The Cranberries by Lizz "-) September 4, 2003

Authorised by the Australian Government Canberra 

The best line in the whole entire film or movie.
*credit scene after movie*

Davo: Aye mate, that was a pretty good movie! Should we head out..?
Trev: Wait mate, the best part at the end..
Davo: What?

Screen: Authorised by the Australian Government Canberra

Trev: That’s what I’m talking about. ;D