the cousin 

A move created by Lara Fraser C- to describe a move in which someone crushes a man's testicles in his/her hand until they almost disintegrate. Based on a dream she had in which she performed this move on The Cousin.

The security guard tackled me for trying to save rabbits undergoing scientific testing so I gave him the cousin.

the cousin by Lara Cooper March 19, 2007

The Cousin Mickey Doesn't Talk About 

A demented blog often covering news, fiction, and other Disney related topics. Sometimes called the Disney blog for people who don't like Disney. The blog posts are often critical of Disney or even offensive to Disney fans.

Did you read the latest post From the Cousin Mickey Doesn't talk about? He accused Ariel of eating fish!

The Cousin Mickey Doesn't Talk About by Funmunke February 24, 2010

The Cousin Eddie 

When you nut in her butt and yell, “Shitter’s Full!”

I gave her “The Cousin Eddie” in her her ass the other day! That shitter was definitely full when I was done!

The Cousin Eddie by The One Who Remains December 5, 2022

The Cousin IT 

The act of cumming on the sleeping females forehead and then swiping a layer of hair over it. Creating the infamous cousin it look.

The bitch fell asleep on me so I pulled the cousin It.

The Cousin IT by Manbat666 January 13, 2009

The Cousin Eddie 

When having anal sex, you bust a nut in her ass and yell; “Shitter’s full!”

We just watched National Lampoon’s Christmas vacation. So during sex last night I came in her ass and yelled “Shitter’s full!” The Cousin Eddie never fails to make her laugh.

The Cousin Eddie by E24601 July 11, 2025

spin the cousin 

Spin the Cousin is a game that is played at family reunions involving red necks, hill billies, supreme white trash, and other like minded individuals. Using a swivel chair, a cousin is spun around by a close relative. When the chair stops spinning, the two cousins who end up facing one another, can then start to kiss, neck, make out, and do whatever else, that comes to mind.

Jimbo said, “It was weird going to my family reunion.” Brandon replied by saying, “Why?, was it the fact that everyone over there looked like they had Down Syndrome?” “No.”, Jimbo said. “It’s because we all got drunk and ended up playing Spin the Cousin.”

spin the cousin by yyuryyubicuryy4me July 3, 2018

The Crooked Cousin Cock Grab

When you get a surprise handjob from your lesbian cousin.

Fuck man I feel gross. I was walking by then bam, she gave me The Crooked Cousin Cock Grab.

The Crooked Cousin Cock Grab by Gognoggler May 6, 2015