The Brass 

Plural Noun

Military Slang

Used by common soldiers as an unspecific collective term for people of much higher rank. (the ones making the decisions)

Can also be applied to a police force.

To me, this whole operation seems useless, but if it's what the brass says, we have to do it.

The Brass by TheFreakinGrimReaper March 20, 2013

The Brass Wind 

When you stuck a fart out of a chicks ass with a Brass instrument such as a French Horn, or Baritone. Not to be confused with The Wood Wind.

I totally regret The Brass Wind from last night as I can still taste it.

The Brass Wind by T- bag November 6, 2019

The brass section 

The brass section are losers that like making fun of flags. They are the reason we cannot have nice things. They are the band directors worse nightmares. The tubas are the nicest. Overall, this is why the woodwind section is better.

Band director: Which section is the ones out of tune.
Everyone else: The brass section
Band director: That explain so it

The brass section by Theflagsarethebestsection November 17, 2018

The brass section 

The Brass section are losers who hate flags when they should hate themselves. They are the reason the band can’t have nice things. They all act like they are 5 year olds. The only nice ones are the tubas. They are every band directors worse nightmares. Overall, this is why the woodwinds are better

Band director: Which section is out of tune
Everyone else: the brass section
Band director: That explains it

The brass section by Theflagsarethebestsection November 17, 2018

The Brass Ingot 

An Ingot of brass to be heated to a red glow and inserted rectally into an unwilling neerdoweller as punishment.

Traditionally used by Chaos Dwarves to punish goblins.

That Gobbo' is misbehavin. Give em' The Brass Ingot.
*Goblin quivers in fear*

The Brass Ingot by Darthfett May 13, 2023

Polishing the Brass Rail 

The use of sexal acts/favors to attempt to obtain a promotion in the workplace. Most commonly referring to executive level promotions.

Bob would be working in the mailroom instead of the sixth floor if he wasn't polishing the brass rail.

Polishing the Brass Rail by Bajebus September 21, 2011

waxing the brass candlestick 

masturbating

Joey: Bro I was waxing the brass candlestick last night

Colin: Ew wtf

waxing the brass candlestick by simplydick September 19, 2016