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The bearded witch 

A sexual technique used by a male: A guy picks up a girl and goes back to hers. Whilst the lady is 'preparing herself' in the bathroom, the guy cuts off his pubic hair and leaves them in a pile near the bed. As sexual interaction is reaching the climax, the guys pulls out and ejaculates all over the girls face, picks up the pile of pubes, rubs them over her face and there in front of him the girls transforms into the bearded witch....
Tim didn't want to, but a bet was a bet. He took Louisa back to her place with the expressed intention of getting a picture of her as The bearded witch ...
The bearded witch by Tim P Allen September 22, 2008
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The bearded witch 

1. A sexual technique used by a male: A guy picks up a girl and goes back to hers. Whilst the lady is 'preparing herself' in the bathroom, the guy cuts off his pubic hair and leaves them in a pile near the bed. As sexual interaction is reaching the climax, the guys pulls out and ejaculates all over the girls face, picks up the pile of pubes, rubs them over her face and there in front of him the girls transforms into the bearded witch....
Tim didn't want to, but a bet was a bet. He took Louisa back to her place with the expressed intention of getting a picture of her as the bearded witch...
The bearded witch by T Allen September 22, 2008

The bearded witch 

A sexual technique used by a male: A guy picks up a girl and goes back to hers. Whilst the lady is 'preparing herself' in the bathroom, the guy cuts off his pubic hair and leaves them in a pile near the bed. As sexual interaction is reaching the climax, the guys pulls out and ejaculates all over the girls face, picks up the pile of pubes, rubs them over her face and there in front of him the girls transforms into the bearded witch....
Tim didn't want to, but a bet was a bet. He took Louisa back to her place with the expressed intention of getting a picture of her as The bearded witch ...
The bearded witch by T Allen October 4, 2006
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