the battery 

a male code word for the shocker

The I gave the girl I came home with lastnight the battery.

the battery by Sean February 22, 2003

The Battery Boogie 

When you're dancing with that lyin' cheatin' stealin' fuckin' whore, you knock'er down, beat'er down, and kick'er teeth in. The Battery Boogie.

At the Lodge "Joe your wife is dancing with that older man over there"

"Come here Linda, let's do the Battery Boogie!"

The Battery Boogie by Nesquik Guy March 29, 2023

The Battery Conservation Paradox 

The decision faced when prompted with a low battery on a device such as a phone or ipod you wish to use later. Brought on by the fear that by going through the energy-consuming act of turning off the device you may actually use the last of the battery you are trying to conserve.

As Jenny needed her phone to call a cab later but had minimal battery left, she was faced with the Battery Conservation Paradox. Did she dare attempt to turn off her phone lest it die completely?

The Battery Conservation Paradox by Senormeowington October 14, 2011

Tested the battery 

Same as tossing salad. You know you have stuck your tongue on a 9-volt battery.

When we were fooling around last night, I tested the battery.

Tested the battery by JMLHOLT December 6, 2006

Charging the Battery 

Attaching a car battery to your nipples while lactating.

I have gone through 10 car batteries this week because Lori is constantly charging the battery.

Charging the Battery by May2Keg June 21, 2007

DUALSHOCK 4 disconnected. Charge the battery 

Your controller disconnected. specifically your dualshock controller

"ah shit my DUALSHOCK 4 disconnected. Charge the battery

DUALSHOCK 4 disconnected. Charge the battery by Ilovebigoilymen April 18, 2023

put the battery on

to hype somebody up by talking to them to do something for you

Im going to have to put the battery on my little sister to get my mother to buy the tickets to Disney World.

put the battery on by pinkrican June 15, 2007