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the ban

he is inbred, retarded and loves bbc. bro is a calf. he gives blowjobs for money and says uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
the ban should kill himself
by Ysolthorerdc May 22, 2022
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The Ray-Ban Effect

The Ray-Ban effect is an international phenomenon.

Any male of any age, who wears signature black Ray-Ban sunglasses, seem to instantly increase their physical attractiveness by a minimum of fifty percent. Ray-Bans happen to compliment any male's face and overall style. One can easily assume the male has a great sense of fashion if they are wearing Ray-Bans.
Me: "Wow, that guy looks hot."
Zoe: "That's only because he's wearing Ray-Bans."
Me: "True; it must be The Ray-Ban Effect."
by hahahahaha.no. October 8, 2012
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the bane of my existence

Something that is so disagreeable with your spirit that it feels like its existence might negate yours.

This goes further than "hate," and implies that you and the object in question are sworn enemies.

Can be used seriously or, more likely, exaggerated for comedic effect.
Wearing socks with sandals is the bane of my existence.

The iPhone's autocorrect is the bane of my existence.

Stephanie's hair is the bane of my existence.
by SyntacticalNightFever October 20, 2015
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The Bane

Halfway through sexual activities, you get up and turn the light off.

After waiting a few seconds, you ask the girl whether she can see you.

When she replies 'no', you proceed to say

"that's because you merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it" as you swiftly shit into your hand, and launch it in her face
"We tried to mix it up last night, did The Bane, ended my 5 year marriage"
by TheBaneMaster May 17, 2014
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trappin out the bandwidth

"Yo did yo get that new lemonade album" "yea you already now im trappin out the bandwidth"
by Igotnoname May 14, 2016
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laughing to the bank

Being one that has so much money in the bank that you have no worries so all you do is laugh.
Chief Keef: I am laughing to the bank. HA HA HA
French Montana: You aint got no worries.
by keturvh September 21, 2013
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Trappin out the bandwidth

Committing piracy online to save money, popularized by popular YouTuber DJ Akademiks
"I'm not on Tidal, we trappin out the bandwidth"
by The Devil is the world May 25, 2016
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