the afters

The after party after you have had a massive sesh mainly includes weird things happening to people on lots of drugs

Person 1:Are you coming to the afters?
Person 2: yeah wouldn’t miss it!

by Big Stonker January 25, 2018

The Morning Afters

Something a guy experiences for a few days after making out/hooking up with a girl. While infected with the morning afters, the guy will ignore the girl in question for fear of awkward conversation. This could last for weeks.

Girl 1: Me and rick made out at that party the other night
Girl 2: Awesome!
Girl 1: Yeah, but he won't answer my texts. I think he's got the morning afters!
Girl 2: That is terrible!

by ricky bobby 68 September 14, 2009

The after blow

When your screwing a girl in the ass, face down and pretend you jizz on her back (by spitting on her back) then, as she turns her head towards you, you burst your load right in her face.

My girl friend didnt like when i pulled the after blow right in her face.

by Publess chicken December 31, 2010

The Afterfuck Shutdown

The Afterfuck Shutdown is when after cumming in a girls face if she decides to stay the night, you turn off the gas and electric and water,throw her clothes outside, and tell that stanky booty bitch get the fuck out of my territory.

Girl : "hey baby that was nice mind if i stay i'm too drunk to leave".
boy: "ok sure go in the bathroom and get cleaned up".
boy; *runs downstairs grabs flashlight and turns off everything then proceeds to take her clothes and throw them out onto the open sidewalk*.
girl: "what the fuck was that for??'
boy : "get the fuck out bitch you aint sleeping here"!
girl: "no wonder you are alone and nobody loves you.. you're probably one of those creeps that use urban dictionary and jacks off to tentacle porn all day".
The Afterfuck Shutdown

by AniyahTheFatFuck November 5, 2013

The Afterlife

The Afterlife is, in a logical point of view, a(n) imaginary place. If The Afterlife is real, it would be a(n) inevitable, commonly active force in our universe or, if true, our MULTI-verse that reacts to the once living but recently dead force resonating in the corpse(s) of one, many, most, or ALL creatures. Once that Commonly Active Force reacts to a corpse:

1. Like how we civilians recycle, WE in general could be recycled or reincarnated, as the same species or a different one. And that reincarnation can take place in our world, or a different one, or from one to the other.
2. That corpses force could be revived in a parallel universe as the same person but in a different timeline, if there is one.

I know my parents will live on, because they'll be going to The Afterlife.

by K-WILL-SUE-YOU October 21, 2019

THE AFTERFACIAL

THE ART OF SNEAKING INTO A FUNERAL HOME AND GIVING THE CORPSE THE MONEY SHOT WHILE IN THE CASKET. GUESTS ARE OFTEN ALARMED WHILE VIEWING THE DECEASED

"YO DUDE! MY BUDDY RYAN IS SICK. HE SNUCK INTO THIS PORNSTAR'S FUNERAL AND GAVE HER THE AFTERFACIAL."

" YO DUDE! I KNOW I CAN TRUST THE FUNERAL DIRECTOR NOT TO GIVE MY GIRLFRIEND THE AFTERFACIAL. HE HAS A SOLID REPUTATION."

by DartmouthInDaHouse June 9, 2009

<3Through the afterlife<3

Who can know what comes after death mi todo. If there's nothing but emptiness, so be it I will love you to fill said emptiness. If there is another side, I'll follow you and hold your hand the entire time after we die. I'm struggling to make this rhyme, but like I said till the end of time and beyond the grave- you see my love for you reaches no bounds. In between lives I'm not sure where we'll go, maybe limbo? I don't know where we'll go, but if soul deals are real I'll always choose you to be my lover.

"<3Through the afterlife<3...<3And into the next life m'love"

by OnnieSimpre May 8, 2022