When a video has more likes, than it has views. most likely it has 301 views, and douches write annoying things about it even though it've been that way for a billion years.
Douche: "thumb up if you are 301th viewer"
Everybody else: "that's the youtube paradox, it's unexplainable"
When you go to a video, but then you get distracted and click on 'related' links until you are watching sneezing pandas.
Results include:
Bad Grades
Getting Fired
Gaining interest in somethingnew
Teacher: Student, did you do you're homework?
Student:No...
Teacher:WTF u little nagger! YTF u not do ur homework u choob! Now I am going to DEVOUR UR SOUL! No longer will u get all A's for special Favors!
Student:Its not my Fault Mrs. Teacher.... It was the Youtube Effect!
Teacher:O... k. Tht makes sense. Ur off hook... go back to ur work
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the USCoast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.