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The Wisconsin

The process of a woman who is facing you grabbing your dick by the tip and proceeding to bust a load all over her forearm.
"I wasn't ready for it and I proceeded to do The Wisconsin all over her arm"
by Firelegend235 August 29, 2020
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The Wisconsin Switch

The Wisconsin Switch is when you're having sex with your girlfriend from behind in front of a window and you stop for a second and let your friend take over without her knowing. You then go outside, get in front of the window and wave to the girl while smiling.
by WisconsinS January 30, 2009
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The Wisconsin dirty Cheesecurd is a way to make love. You put pre-prepared cheese curds into the vagina of a woman or the asshole of a man. You then insert a funnel into the vagina. You then pour deep frying oil into the vagina. It is a well known cause of scalding, death, and upset ladies.
I love the Wisconsin Dirty Cheesecurd it revitalized my marriage and my girl is so happy.
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The Wisconsin Effect

A Phenomenon that occurs to people who upon entering Wisconsin territory, become pissy, moody, territorial, defensive, cocky, and use a new array of vocabulary because they have recently kissed a Wisconsinite and liked it. Europeans have natural immunity.
Zentner: Hey I'll be right back, I gotta go take a PISS.
Tom: Woah woah Zentner whats with this harsh language? You've never said words like that before.
Mario: Didn't you know? He went to Wisconsin and kissed Olga.
Justin: Its the Wisconsin Effect in action.
Zentner: What?!?! Tom, Imma gonna hitchu in da head.
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The Wisconsin cheese cutter

When a person (preferably a female) shits their pants while wearing a thong. The string then cuts the turd in two.
"Where is Brenda"

"Oh you didn't hear? She had to go home and change because she pulled the Wisconsin cheese cutter"
by Maverick402 May 24, 2018
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The Wisconsin Six Cheese

When six guys cum in a girl's pussy, and she lets it sit and marinate for at least 14 days. Period blood enhances the texture immensely, so it is recommended to time it such that the period starts roughly 7 days after fermentation starts.
"Dude. Mitchell and a couple of other guys gave Angel The Wisconsin Six Cheese last week, so once it's finished we are going to spread it on some garlic bread and go to town on it.
by IotaTheProto May 15, 2021
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The Wisconsin Seesaw

When a male puts a strap-on on backwards and fucks two women at once
Dude I can't believe you let your bro hit The Wisconsin Seesaw on your mother AND sister
by OrphanObilterator March 27, 2022
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