What an individual becomes afflicted with through excessive participation in the culture of Twitch chat, causing a compulsion of using twitch emotes in verbal conversation, often to an annoying degree. The person may start using these as a replacement for emotional expression or punctuation in their everyday speech, the rest of their speech becoming bland and monotone.
Person 1: Man, Joey's been saying Poggers or KEKW after every other sentence, I'm getting worried about him.
Person 2: Sounds like he's got a case of the Twitches.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.