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the turners

sixteen kids that all go to the door and stare at you
them damn turners are starin again
the turners by reno April 20, 2005

The Turmeric Co. 

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Justin seems to have so much energy at the moment?

I'm not surprised, he buys his shots from The Turmeric Co.
The Turmeric Co. by Kingofhealth November 22, 2021

THE BOOTSTRAP TURNER 

While you are engaging in doggy style sex a co-worker walks in and catches you in the act and without hesitation you stick out your hand the index finger and birdie finger extended and point to the girl and say "GET IN HERE"! thus forming the THE BOOTSTRAP TURNER or the eiffel tower!
at a party you talk a girl into going somerwhere to be alone. shortly after starting doggy style sex a man bursts in and you without hesitation say hey get in here! thus forming the eiffel tower or "THE BOOTSTRAP TURNER"

The Sneaky Turner 

When engaged in doggy style sex the male fakes ejaculation and the female, thinking sex is over, turns to face him and receives a swift cum shot to the face.
Last night I was having mundane sex and just to spice things up pulled The Sneaky Turner.

The Josh Turner 

The act of locking the bedroom door as to fornicate with the wife.
I pull The Josh Turner on the wife last night so the kids couldn't walk in on us!
The Josh Turner by Little Buford February 13, 2024