The Tugboat consists of a Lead Metal Pipe, some barb-wire and possibly a few matchbox cars. first, you take the pipe, and you violently shove the pipe down someones anus(rectum) and then ravel the barb-wire into the pipe, now if you have matchbox cars, you can shoot them down the pipe and have a crash landing. other than that, while the barb-wire is inserted through the pipe and the rectum, TUG the pipe out, leaving the barbwire and cars trapped in the asshole. the barb-wire will hurt like a bitch, so use this as a violent torture method.
hey john, you know that nigger that started problems with me at the welfare office the other day? well me and tom gave that nigger the tugboat nd he wont shit right for a week!
by tugboats508 April 01, 2009
The art of masturbating by looping a rope overhead, attaching one end to your junk and then pulling on the other. Mimicking the sound of a tugboat's airhorn throughout is recommended for maximum enjoyment.
by Captain_Solo98 October 22, 2018
An un-attractive girl that attractive girls often surround themselves with.
The mutually beneficial arrangement allows the attractive girl to have menial tasks performed for her, and make herself look more beautiful by comparison. The unattractive companion(s) get to pick up the higher quality male scraps the attractive girl draws in.
Named after a long, graceful ocean liner surrounded by several ugly, short, tugboats as she enters harbor.
The mutually beneficial arrangement allows the attractive girl to have menial tasks performed for her, and make herself look more beautiful by comparison. The unattractive companion(s) get to pick up the higher quality male scraps the attractive girl draws in.
Named after a long, graceful ocean liner surrounded by several ugly, short, tugboats as she enters harbor.
"You see that corker over there? I don't stand a chance with her, but I could probably nail one of her tugboats without too much effort"
by GP the Guineapig September 18, 2006
The act of getting a handjob while floating in any body of water, while the penis is sticking up out of the water. Upon ejaculation the recipient makes a tooting sound like a tugboat.
by Fish Jibber October 20, 2013
Like the motorboat, the tugboat is the act of sticking ones face into the crevice of someone else and shaking your face back and forth. Only instead of the breasts it is in the buttocks.
Guy 1: You know Maria?
Guy 2: Big Booty Maria?
Guy 1: YEAH!
Guy 2: YEAH!
Guy 1: I was Tugboating dat' ass laaast NIGHT!
Guy 2: Respect.
Guy 2: Big Booty Maria?
Guy 1: YEAH!
Guy 2: YEAH!
Guy 1: I was Tugboating dat' ass laaast NIGHT!
Guy 2: Respect.
by Mr. The Saint March 01, 2012
Bob: "Oh man I caught Donny and Chris docking last night. Instead of making it awkward, I just joined in and gave 'em the ol' tugboat."
(awkward silence)
Bill: "Thats weird, dude. I'm out."
(awkward silence)
Bill: "Thats weird, dude. I'm out."
by Mountain Ted July 08, 2011
The act of passing gas in one area and unknowingly pulling the odor into another area via ones pants / skirt / under garments.
KT: "Jeesh Robbie, did you just fart in my office?"
RW: "No man, I farted outside and Tugboated into your office."
KT: "I commend you on your respect for my office."
RW: "No man, I farted outside and Tugboated into your office."
KT: "I commend you on your respect for my office."
by Karl Trollinger May 26, 2005