When the bottom bends over and stretches themselves forwards with their hands, usually whilst the top holds them up from the group by the hips, whilst being pummelled by the top
“Yo bro, you look exhausted what happened?”
“My girl pulled out her strap and did the triceratops last night…”
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.