A very advanced sexual maneuver wherein the male partner receives a blumpkin while squatting over the woman's chest. As the stool drops (loose stool is preferable), the male transitions to the mexican chili dog. With climax approaching, he transitions to a hasty dirty sanchez and finishes with a transition to the strawberry shortcake. (Note: it is equally acceptable to complete the maneuver with a sad clown.)
"Dude, how did it go last night?"
"Man, she wouldn't go for the blumpkin, so I couldn't execute the transition drill. It was still pretty hot though."
"Man, she wouldn't go for the blumpkin, so I couldn't execute the transition drill. It was still pretty hot though."
by jeffc1911 September 23, 2009