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The Titanic 

A sexual position where you penetrate your partner from the rear (as in the famous scene from the film “titanic”) in front of the refrigerator, you precede to open the freezer and grab a full ice tray, you then smack your partner in the face with the ice tray, while yelling “Iceberg right ahead” in your best British accent.
d00d, I was with this kinky girl last night, so I gave her the titanic!
The Titanic by BoliverClothesOff October 22, 2006

The Titanic 

When a female is giving a male oral sex underwater and when she comes up for air the male hits her over the head with a block of ice.
I was swimming with sheila last night and she started giving me head. So I pulled the The Titanic on her.
The Titanic by akilles885 January 4, 2015

the titanic 

So you're doing a bitch from behind. Throw cold water on her. Spin her around. Strangle her till she is within an inch of her death. Then Splooge in her eyes and say, “Never let go, Bitch.” She Dies.
Man, i did the Titanic to this bitch last night and now the Popo is after my ass.
the titanic by Segrosman October 30, 2006

The Titanic 

When you are taking a bath and then bang your head and drown.
Avicii did the Titanic
The Titanic by Totally not James January 28, 2021

The Titanic Tumbler 

When you on the toilet and the poop takes so long to get out and when it do, it splashes the toilet water all over your butt
Person 1: Bro I had The Titanic Tumbler on the toilet today

Person 2: Yikes that sucks

Person 1: Yeah worst dump I ever took
The Titanic Tumbler by MrHuba December 1, 2021

rearrange deckchairs on the Titanic 

time spent in worthless activity, an exercise in futility, a waste of valuable time.
You're trying to rearrange deckchairs on the Titanic, bud! She isn't coming back no matter how much you do!
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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