Theodore the Ginger Cat is the greatest Cat to ever walk the earth. He can crush entire armies with his little finger whilst feeding the poor just by blessing them with his wonderful speech. Yah, Theodore the Ginger Cat, a Cat among Pussies.
"OMG, I am unworthy, Theodore the Ginger Cat, to be shot by a gun containing hardened pieces of your shit. Use the shit to fertilise Africa, and I'll hang myself." -A typical reaction
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'