The Thanos

While having sex with a woman, after you orgasm, hug her and whisper into her ear "I'm sorry little one" then toss her off the bed head first. While she's unconscious, rummage through her jewelery box and take all the jewels. Then, snap your fingers and make you and half the shit in your house dissappear.

"Hey bro I'm trying to do something new with the next girl I smash. Any suggestion to spice things up?"

"Well you could always do the thanos"

"Holy shit great idea. Maybe I'll get a new TV this time!"

by Testicular cancer is no joke February 14, 2019

The Thanos

When you find out your girl is pregnant, so you snap and dispappear

“Babe, I’m pregnant”
*SNAP* *Leave here*
This is The Thanos

by Anyononononymousy December 2, 2019

The Thanos

When you are about to cum, rest your nuts on her chin, and snap your fingers as half the population disappears and you leave.

I wanted to nut so I did The Thanos and left

by Chris Gr June 24, 2018

The Thanos

An act of genocide in which one person kills half of their family or town leaving the rest of them to start a new life.

Jack the ripper could have committed The Thanos before thanos was even thought of.

by [Worries] January 22, 2020

Thanos

An angry grape who has a rock collection

Thanos has nice rock collection

by RussianSlav November 3, 2018

Thanos

a big purple raisin floating around in space with a sparkly oven mitt.

Thanos is coming for those jems boi!!!

by Loki_the_killer June 1, 2018

Thanos

A purple man with a nut-sack chin that loves collecting rocks. He also loves adopting random children after murdering their family.

“Man, Thanos really screwed the Avengers”

by Stutter Butter April 11, 2019