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The Tanzih 

A small burrowing mammal that resides in the southern hemisphere. It spends its entire life underground creating realistic sculptures of other animals out of dirt clods for company. When backed into a corner it will squirt acid from its nostrils as a form of self defense. As a result they have a terrible sense of smell.
A: The Tanzih has terribly burnt nostrils.
B: So how does it smell?
A: Terrible
The Tanzih by masterdefiner February 3, 2010
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tanzil the manippleler 

when you're greedy because your friend has money
"bro, give me your money, its February, give it or else imma beat you"

"you're like tanzil the manippleler!!!"