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The Tanzih

A small burrowing mammal that resides in the southern hemisphere. It spends its entire life underground creating realistic sculptures of other animals out of dirt clods for company. When backed into a corner it will squirt acid from its nostrils as a form of self defense. As a result they have a terrible sense of smell.

A: The Tanzih has terribly burnt nostrils.
B: So how does it smell?
A: Terrible

by masterdefiner February 3, 2010