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The surprise

Where u fart in a disabled persons food and wink at them with no context while u hand it to them
Bro I just left that guy the surprise
Dam he gonna taste the best ass in New York
The surprise by Therapist support November 19, 2021

The Surprise Pick 

An unexpected excess of snot deposited on your finger. Not to be confused with the Surprise blow, which could be omitted from genitalia or assorted other orifices!
You're pretty sure your nose just has a tiny wee booger in there. You breach the outer rim slightly and strike gold straight away. It's not even crusty.. & you're not even feeling clogged up!

You extract your finger to find a nasal snot baby attached to your finger the size of a cherry!!

WOAH! Where did THAT come from?? That's the surprise pick!
The Surprise Pick by K-man75 September 3, 2012

The Surprise Poopie 

Your're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie!!!
God dammit! I just soiled myself! Damn those "Surprise Poopies!!"
The Surprise Poopie by john March 4, 2004

The Surprise Unicorn 

A sex move in which you’re fucking a girl from behind while you’re licking an ice cream cone. At the moment of climax, you turn the cone upside down and stick it on her forehead while she moans. The move resembles a neighing unicorn.
“Bro, you should’ve seen her face when I hit her with The Surprise Unicorn. It was priceless.”

The Surprise Party 

When you think you took a quick, little shit and then look down in the toilet bowl afterwards and it's the biggest log of shit you've ever seen, Surprise!
I was at a party at my friend's house and really had to go, little did I know I was in for The Surprise Party that clogged the bowl.

The Big Surprise 

Its when your fucking a girl and you look down... AND ITS YOUR GRANDMA!!!!
Guy 1: *fap fap fap fap* "Ah damn girl hell yeah... AH FUCK ITS MY GRANDMA!!!!"

Guy 2: Damn thats quite the big surprise!
The Big Surprise by Mrdriller6969 October 21, 2010