On the date of December 23 at midnight you get a ladder and go on top of your best friend's house. You then proceed to throw all of your basement children down your best friend's chimney in a bag. You then go on to jump down the chimney and light the bag on fire. As your best friend and his/her parents come down to see what is happening you see that your best friend's mom is hot. You then put your best friend's mom in a bag and take her to your house. When you get to your house you dress her up in a Santa costume and fuck the shit out of her.
by Bot1234198 April 19, 2021
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Dave: "I fucked this girl last night and gave her The Dirty St. Nick"
Steve: "What's a Dirty St. Nick?"
Dave: " I shit in her shoe while she was asleep".
Steve: "What's a Dirty St. Nick?"
Dave: " I shit in her shoe while she was asleep".
by Ed K75 February 21, 2009
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