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The Spanish Inquisition 

In the early years of the 16th century, to combat the rising tide of religious unorthodxy, the Pope gave Cardinal Ximinez of Spain leave to move without let or hindrance throughout the land, in a reign of violence, terror and torture that makes a smashing film. This was the Spanish Inquisitions...
Man- "I didn't expect this kind of spanish inquisition"
Cardinal Ximinez- "NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!"
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The Spanish inquisition 

Something no-one expects
"No-one expects the Spanish inquisition!"

The Spanish Inquisition 

No expects the Spanish Inquisition
Person One: "Hey man ho-"
The Spanish Inquisition: "No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!"

the spanish inquisition 

nobody expects it
the spanish inquisition by martcraft December 25, 2019

The spanish inquisition 

something that you didnt expect jumping into your room right about now
no one expects the spanish inquisition

The Expectable Spanish Inquisition 

Person One: "Hey man ho-"
The Expectable Spanish Inquisition: "No one expects The Expectable Spanish Inquisition"
Person One: "Fuck off"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026