A secret menu item served at McDonald. It contains two cheeseburgers, two McChickens, a large fry, and a large Coke.
Z: "He is getting The Simon Special, again."
T: "He is so thick!"
Z: "And thick-headed too. He only got a 13 on the ACT."
T: "Really? That is borderline retarded."
T: "He is so thick!"
Z: "And thick-headed too. He only got a 13 on the ACT."
T: "Really? That is borderline retarded."
by SugaMama420 September 30, 2015
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always costs 9001$
always costs 9001$
Rob: hey nice lemonade stand, do you by chance have some Simons special sauce?
Mary:Well yes my good sir we certainly have.
Rob:Well may I ask how much it costs?
Mary:It's 9001$ dollars sir
Rob: fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu
Mary:Well yes my good sir we certainly have.
Rob:Well may I ask how much it costs?
Mary:It's 9001$ dollars sir
Rob: fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu
by Watho July 8, 2011
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