The Shawnee Cleaver
A cleaver with the Shawnee High School Logo on it rumored to be used to slice dicks off of graduated students as part of a secret but long held tradition. While shrouded in legend and mystery, the cleaver is said to be a 100% effective method of birth control.
“I’m so excited to have finally graduated, I’m gonna get sooo much pussy in college”
“You ain’t fooling anybody pal we all know you got your meat sliced off by The Shawnee Cleaver”
“Aw man…”
“You ain’t fooling anybody pal we all know you got your meat sliced off by The Shawnee Cleaver”
“Aw man…”
The Shawnee Cleaver by Luke Choadwalker February 24, 2025