The Sasuke 

The Sasuke is a type of anime character based off of Sasuke Uchiha (from Naruto), who usually has the following:

1. A tragic backstory, bonus points if it involves having your whole family murdered or being an orphan
2. Being emotionally unavailable or edgy
3. Being hell-bent on revenge
4. Dark hair
5. Red eyes
6. Being in the middle of a harem but not giving a shit
7. Having a very close "friend" that people ship you with because, let's face it, you two act like boyfriends
8. Being in an unhealthy and loveless marriage

1. Kurapika is the Sasuke of Hunter x Hunter and I take no criticisms
2. Ok, I think we've found the Sasuke of this show

The Sasuke by The-powerhouse-of-the-cell August 18, 2020

TheMasuke

Not human. The most misunderstood of them all. An anomaly and enigma to others; even himself. You have just been informed... so what the fuck what will you do now? ( ¬_¬)

There go that nigga TheMasuke with his curses again...
That nigga TheMasuke such a nerd fr bro

TheMasuke by TheMasuke August 7, 2022

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012