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The Royal Treatment 

1: Being given the accolades/benefits according to one's station as a member of the ruling class.

2: A promotion by Taco Bell in the Denver metropolitan area, in which: two (2) tacos are given for free with the purchase of a beverage upon the successful scoring of two (2) touchdowns by the Denver Broncos in a single game, as sponsored by the wide reciever Eddie Royal.

3: A sexual act in which a gentleman gives a lady a pearl crown (orgasms on the forhead or hair) whilst the lady sucks his testacles and strokes the shaft of his penis during the gentleman's bowel movement.
I want my girlfriend to give me the royal treatment.

or

Eddie Royal always gets the royal treatment.

or

Your mom gave me and Eddie Royal "the royal treatment", bitch.
The Royal Treatment by lo_crutis September 10, 2009
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the royal treatment 

Right before male ejaculation while receiving dome, forcefully feed that bitch a shot of Crown Royal and BOOM! Tell her to swish around and enjoy!
Julie is such a cunt bag that she asked me when I was going to start treating her like the princess she is. I quickly responded with the Royal Treatment, and now she doesn't bitch anymore.
the royal treatment by King Balls February 23, 2008
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