THE ROSS

The act of putting you’re dick in a jar of peanut butter and then realizing that your dog is having an allergic reaction.

“God damnit ross if you keep doing THE ROSS the dogs gonna die.”

by Bigisland April 3, 2023

The Ross

The process of having sex with an ex-hockey playing midgetwho also sucks at poker, everything else in life, etc.) and is in the band.

Drew's dad did the ross.

by Drew Donosky August 21, 2004

The Ross

Also referred as "The big league Jew" or "Jew-bert Shekalstein" this mysterious humanoid creature resides crevasses in nearby Chicago Illinois, this creature can be found complaining about something or perhaps being obnoxious with other sub humans, its behavior resembles much of a hob-goblin or leprechaun, however these creatures are misunderstood, but be cautious they feed of fecal matter and cartilage

"Yo did see that Ross (The Ross) yesterday? The thing was eating a dead deer on the I-5 near Tacoma."

by VonWolfhouspudishment March 15, 2022

The Ross

One swig or shot of ever different type of alcohol at the party followed by a blinker.

Holly shit did you hear that Andy did The Ross last night

by ZombieZonker November 5, 2023

The Ross Gellar Conundrum

When an unsuspecting victim in a group of friends falls in to the bottomless pit of everyone calling them "Ross Gellar" for the rest of their life.

"I guess all my friends call me 'Ross Gellar' now. I don't really like it, but in their defense I never did try to make them stop."

"I am SO not Ross Gellar. How did you even come up with that? It doesn't make any sense and is, like, quite frankly so far off it's sad..."
"That's so Ross, bro."
"Oh my god, can't you see you are only saying that because of the Ross Gellar Conundrum?!"

by Dr. Walter Fanchy March 7, 2018

The Ross Gambit

A complex, higher level chess endgame maneuver in which the winning player sets up an unnecessary stalemate. Its primary use is in matches where a draw is more advantageous than a win. Originally scoffed at by modern players, the depth and creativity of the Ross Gambit is now hailed by chess theoreticians worldwide. The Ross Gambit is classified under post-pre-modern chess endgame strategies.

In the infamous game of "Ross's Folly" (McCarthy v. Crutcher, 2010), Ross McCarthy narrowly pulled out a draw against the near-vanquished Ian Crutcher. McCarthy's success in creating a stalemate when Crutcher had nearly achieved defeat is the first documented instance of The Ross Gambit.

by thug4lyf November 9, 2010

The Ross Martyn

The sex act of eating ass

I wanna gave that girl The Ross Martyn

by bob7259 July 22, 2021