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amishmidget 

A short Amish guy that when playing online games thinks "Overwatch" is sitting back and watching his teammates die. Says he just went 20-3 when he is alone but 3-28 when you are in the party. Will kill a teammate to take his loot. Calls his teammates idiots. Nothing is ever his fault...PERIOD.

Often smells like peanut butter and dog farts!

Has a fantasy involving Eeyore.

Has a secret friend we will call "Gaz" that he sends and receives "pictures" with.

Loses at the game of "KIDS GO TO BED" every night.

Drinks Zimas and plays the Phil Collins drum solo to be happy.

Favorite phrase "Yes Dear"

Other name: Amisha
I played with an Amishmidget last night online.
amishmidget by Yodabrew December 2, 2019

Amish Moon Butter 

When you piss into someone’s asshole and put your dick in and twist around.
Bro, I just tried Amish Moon Butter with my girl last night! That shit was crazy!

Amish Moon Butter 

The process of churning piss with your dick, in the ass of Amish-folk.

**Courtesy of GOONS**
Jebediah gave Mary Beth the ol' Amish Moon Butter after last night's sermon.
Aiste is a beautiful person, she has a wonderful personality, but can easily get irritated. Overall she is one of the best people you will ever meet and if you have an Aiste as your friend, you should treasure her!
Oh wow that girl is so beautiful!’
‘oh yes, no wonder her name is Aiste’
Aiste by Kietaspxkietas November 5, 2019

Amish Whip 

Slang for a tricycle, as defined by YouTube musician DØVYDAS.
I pull up gently in my Amish Whip
Versace diamonds on my Walmart drip
Amish Whip by Joe Cool EST. 1994 December 21, 2020
Comes among very intelligent people, when given opportunities. Highly creative when comes to given a chance. Loyal to every person that trusts him. Person like him should be loved the most as he gives love to everyone.
Amit is a very creative person
Amit by Boo's sunshine September 29, 2018