The Press

"The Press" is the politically correct term for a group of dishonest, conniving, scandalous photographers and journalists who send their articles and photos to trashy magazine companies for money. They spreads lies and gossip about celebrities, they turn facts into fiction, and they dig deep into the lives of innocent people until they find something to write about. They spread dishonest slander about people, especially if they can find an interesting news story.

There seems to be only 1 honest journalist nowadays: Brian Williams. Other than Brian Williams, the rest of the press is no different than the paparazzi.

Press Journalist 1: Look at this scoop! This man robbed a bank!

Press Journalist 2: No he didn't. The robbery was committed by one of the tellers. This man you are writing about is innocent.

Press Journalist 1: Haven't you learned anything about working for "The Press?" It doesn't matter whether or not we get the facts right, what only matters is that the facts are interesting! Now, put it on the front page.

Two weeks later, an innocent man loses his reputation because of a crime he did not commit.

The Press by The Common Satirist July 30, 2013

the press

the general public or local gossip mill, which creates drama

I haven't told anyone yet cuz I don't wanna deal with the press.

the press by wtfisthisnamefor May 27, 2005

the press

The news.
The latest info.

(I think I caught this a few years ago)
If not I pulled it out of my as*.

"Yo,what's the press on Grand Trismo 4".
It will be out in March.

the press by j.d. December 16, 2004

hold the press 

Wait a second, wait a minute, stop. To ask someone to stop talking so they can process it before continuing the conversation.

Lina: So I saw him putting on my lip balm and....

Grace: what?!! Hold the press!! He uses your lip balm???!!

Lina: yesh.. Turns out his lips was chapped!!

Grace: oh okay... I thought..

hold the press by Talkanything February 20, 2014

Freedom of the Press

The ability to print, publish, or post, via electronic or non-electronic methods, private or public, without infringement, restriction, or repercussions of any sort, regardless of damage caused.

The president is often at war with the freedom of the press to control his country.

Freedom of the Press by The Democratic Encyclopedia October 21, 2013

hot off the press 

The news is so current, the ink is still hot.

Hot off the press: American college students are in debt more than ever.

hot off the press by jack jack July 7, 2005

tweet-the-press 

A method of scarcasm directed to the the press media that delivers false news to unreliable news sources to see if they take the bait

Our President has replaced live question & answer sessions with tweet-the-press

tweet-the-press by Toadly 4 Sure July 6, 2017