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shoot the poot 

Shoot the Poot is a component of several popular college drinking games, including Beirut, Caps, and FrisBeer. Similar to the Naked Run, it is punishment reserved for a player or team that is completely shut out, or unable to score a single point. The defeated player is required to bend over, drop his pants, and spread his buttocks, thus forming the target. The victorious player in turn drops his own pants, and from a distance of roughly 3 feet, attempts to ejaculate into the anus of the defeated.
If Andrew doesn't make this shot, Adam's gonna shoot the poot all up his whatsit, said Dan excitedly.

shoot the poot 

when someone loses at beruit and they gotta spread their buttcheeks and the winner gets to shoot their load in ur butthole from like a foot away
i aint gay but i shoot the poot on chris like 3 times every weekend hahaha chris you faggot

mating call of the poot bird 

John, sit on the toilet and make a cocky. We've got company coming, and they don't like to hear the mating call of the poot bird!

Shoplift the Pooty 

When a man, who is punching above his weight, offers to be the father of the child of an impregnated girl just so he can sleep with her.
Geez, that Bradford will do anything to get into Shirley's pants. He's now the father of the bun in the oven! He'll make a great chequebook dad. He did shoplift the pooty.
Shoplift the Pooty by ratsbackside February 10, 2017

The Pootsa

N. Literally means "The Stink" in Italian. A Pootsa is a comical, most often harmless mishap/misfortune, extremely hilarious in nature from an outsider's perspective. To be Pootsad is a fate commonly suffered by Grace in almost all outing instances
Getting rorted in Thailand by the same taxi driver.......twice= The Pootsa
Then offering him bananas as a peace making gesture=The Pootsa
The Pootsa by The Maggots March 19, 2010

Shoplift the Pooty 

When a man is nice to the child of a single mother in order to get sex from her. Essentially he is using the child as a manipulative tool to get into the kids mother.
I real man wouldn't shoplift the pooty
Shoplift the Pooty by dr p August 6, 2010