the pillow

an average just shapes and beats / ori and the will of the wisps / kirby triple deluxe / miitopia enjoyer

hyelo, i am the pillow and i like 2 characters

by anonymous January 27, 2022

the pillow sham

To hide a dirty,stinky sock or a filthy pair of "sour mash" encrusted underwear under wife/girlfriend's pillow. The difficulty lies in not chuckling out loud all night long as she tosses and turns,sniffs her armpits and your ass,trying to figure from whence the mystery stink originates.It is also paramount to keep a straight face at breakfast the next morning when she is snurling her nose like a squirrel trying to cleanse her sinuses of the offensive odor.

Last night I pulled "the pillow sham" on the old lady using my 4 days old briefs with 2 inch wide skidmarks.BTW,did I tell you we're getting divorced??

by wolfbait51 April 19, 2011

the pillow fort scene

A shitty joke in the heartstopper fandom referencing a throwaway line where one of the leads states that he and his boyfriend had sex in a pillow fort.

The joke is usually made by cishet women who fetishize queer men and is featured in edits or YTPs.

Regina: Can't wait for the pillow fort scene to be added into s2 of heartstopper

Kara: ...they're under the age of consent

by meowmeowmwowmwl January 2, 2023

The Pillow Trick

A cunning trick used to bait men you want to make out with when they sleep over in your parents basement. You place a pillow on the couch where they are to sleep then as they lie down you go over grab the pillow and say "that's my pillow", the unknowing fool argues and says no "its my pillow' initiating a wrestle match that gives you the window to go in for the kill. This trick was developed by Lausey Joycey circa 2000's and led to many a men waking up in her conniving arms. To date there is one and only one who has yet to fall for this trick, the infamous =0-0=!!!

Sean slept over her house last night and she used the pillow trick on him.

by Mutt Naomi March 3, 2011

The Pillow Thing

When a partner places a pillow underneath the lower back os stomach during sex.
In missionary: The pillow is placed underneath the lower back or hips, allowing for easier and deeper penetration. Often paired with " The Stomach Thing ".
In Lying doggy: The pillow is placed underneath the stomach or hips, allowing for easier and deeper penetration.

He knows The Pillow Thing!
The pillow thing makes sex so much better.

by yourfriendlyneighbourhoodDuck May 19, 2024

Day of the Pillow

The date identified by Vox Day as to when nursing home staff or family members begin executing Baby Boomers by asphyxiation with pillows to inherit their wealth.

On the Day of the Pillow we are going to be rich.

by Littlest Chickenhawk June 15, 2021

hitting the pillow

Going to sleep Going to sleep/bed

I'm hitting the pillow for the night

by LadyJ89 December 19, 2014