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The Nonteflon Don

The Nonteflon Don — Another name for “The Orange Man”, Dolt 45”, better known as the twice impeached failed president Donald J. Trump.

Attempting to follow the examples of mob bosses and oligarchs he admires Trump kept a boastful public profile finally resulting in charges finally stuck to him on Thursday March 30th 2023 — a day America will forever remember.

It remain to be seen whether or not he can “shoot someone of 5th Avenue in broad day light and get away with it”. But, we’ve all ready seen the John “The Teflon Don” Gotti movie and it didn’t end well, and Donald Trump is no John Gotti and he has a coterie of “Sammy the Bull Gravanos” in his camp that could potentially “rat up”.

His Charges were made most ironic because The Nonteflon Don had recently recorded a song with the J6 Prison Choir that was topping the iTunes purchased downloads charts when the announcement of his charges were made public. As the old saying goes: “If you sing with traitors, you’ll end up with charges.”

When asked to respond to Trump’s charges, an exonerated member The Central Park Five responded with a single word:
KARMA!
If John Gotti was “The Teflon Don” then Donald J. Trump is The Nonteflon Don. We have already seen the Teflon Don movie and it didn’t end well for Gotti; and, Trump is no John Gotti — and he has so many potential “Sammy the Bull Gravanos” waiting to flip on him.
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