The Morning Star 

When you’ve been gooning all night in bed and at the crack of dawn you bust a nut across the room, causing the cumshot to hit a window and look like a star in the sky.

Bro 1: “Damn you look really happy today. What’s up?”
Bro 2: “Man I saw The Morning Star today after the wank session.”
Bro 1: “Aight, don’t talk to me anymore bro.”

The Morning Star by Monkey Shagger November 8, 2023

good morning starshine the earth says hello

its early and im bored

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gOoD mORnINg StaRSHinE tHE EarTH SAyS HeLLo

good morning starshine the earth says hello by that gay bish October 27, 2020

The Dandelion Dead Beat Is Known More As Morning Stars Of Jupiter Called Hellstrom 

The Dandelion Dead Beat Is Known More As Morning Stars Of Jupiter Called Hellstrom

The Dandelion Dead Beat Is Known More As Morning Stars Of Jupiter Called Hellstrom

The Dandelion Dead Beat Is Known More As Morning Stars Of Jupiter Called Hellstrom by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025

The Dandelion Dead Beat Is Known More As Morning Stars Of Jupiter Called Hellstrom's Muddled Bland Take On Action Comedy Situational Suspense Called Extemparanous

The Dandelion Dead Beat Is Known More As Morning Stars Of Jupiter Called Hellstrom's Muddled Bland Take On Action Comedy Situational Suspense Called Extemparanous

The Dandelion Dead Beat Is Known More As Morning Stars Of Jupiter Called Hellstrom's Muddled Bland Take On Action Comedy Situational Suspense Called Extemparanous

The Dandelion Dead Beat Is Known More As Morning Stars Of Jupiter Called Hellstrom's Muddled Bland Take On Action Comedy Situational Suspense Called Extemparanous by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025

The Dandelion Dead Beat Is Known More As Morning Stars Of Jupiter Called Hellstrom's Muddled Bland Take On Action Comedy Situational Suspense Called Sensing Extemparanous Aura 

The Dandelion Dead Beat Is Known More As Morning Stars Of Jupiter Called Hellstrom's Muddled Bland Take On Action Comedy Situational Suspense Called Sensing Extemparanous Aura

The Dandelion Dead Beat Is Known More As Morning Stars Of Jupiter Called Hellstrom's Muddled Bland Take On Action Comedy Situational Suspense Called Sensing Extemparanous Aura

The Dandelion Dead Beat Is Known More As Morning Stars Of Jupiter Called Hellstrom's Muddled Bland Take On Action Comedy Situational Suspense Called Sensing Extemparanous Aura by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025

the morningstar 

When a noble partner ejaculates into a condom, then pushes the sperm to the closed end before tying it the condom off. The young knight then grasps t condom on the open end of the condom. He flails it around his head like a morningstar mace before hitting his partner(s) in the head like a morningstar.

"Kyle was crazy last night at Susan's party. We were getting it on and after he finished he yelled "The Morningstar!!" And hit me in the forehead with his condom.

the morningstar by OsoCafe September 22, 2017

charlie morningstar and the chocolate factory

a mix of a show and a movie

do you want to watch charlie morningstar and the chocolate factory?

charlie morningstar and the chocolate factory by dylanjz2013 December 2, 2025