The best wingman a guy could have. The monster is an individual who will distract/flirt with, and/or have sex with anything in order to help you get laid.
by AngryCanadian October 19, 2006
In the heat of the moment while having sex, a man may lose control and start growling like a wild animal. He may or may not remember doing this in the morning.
1) When Karl was annihilating her insides he began to growl, "MMMMM....MMMM....MONNNNNN..........MONSTERRRRRRRR!!!!!"
2) me: hey karl i heard you gave her the monster last night!
Karl: i don't remember anything
2) me: hey karl i heard you gave her the monster last night!
Karl: i don't remember anything
by pappertapper August 21, 2010
Get 3 friends or more and hot-box a car so you all get really high and your eyes are firey red. Then everyone puts eye drops in only ONE eye. If done right, one eye will be clear and open while the other will be squinted and red and your group will all look like there is something seriously wrong with you.
Girl: What the hell is wrong with you guys? You look all kinds of fucked up.
AK: Nah, we're cool. Just rocking the monster look tonight.
Girl: Whatever...
AK: Triffilin' Bitch!
AK: Nah, we're cool. Just rocking the monster look tonight.
Girl: Whatever...
AK: Triffilin' Bitch!
by AKAHRZ June 04, 2011
When one has too much to drink in an evening, and then finds oneself in the bathroom needing to both defecate and vomit at the same time.
by OldBallz December 29, 2009
A monster is something you ask your parents to check under the bed for (if you are a kid).
A monster is also an energy drink that teenagers and some adults drink to get energy. Monster energy drink has 140mg to 160mg+ of caffeine and B Vitamins.
A monster is also an energy drink that teenagers and some adults drink to get energy. Monster energy drink has 140mg to 160mg+ of caffeine and B Vitamins.
Timmy (kid): Mom! Dad! Could you check under the bed and in the closets for monsters?
Mom and Dad: Sure!
Dad: *Checks closet.
No monster here!
Mom: *checks other closet.
No monster here.
Timmy: What about under the bed?
Mom: What’s this? Monster?
Timmy: What? Monster?!
Tony (older brother): I was looking for that!
*Chugs Monster energy drink.
Dad: I guess you could say Tony "chugged the monster!"!
*Everyone laughs except for Timmy.
Timmy: Errrr! Dad!
Mom and Dad: Sure!
Dad: *Checks closet.
No monster here!
Mom: *checks other closet.
No monster here.
Timmy: What about under the bed?
Mom: What’s this? Monster?
Timmy: What? Monster?!
Tony (older brother): I was looking for that!
*Chugs Monster energy drink.
Dad: I guess you could say Tony "chugged the monster!"!
*Everyone laughs except for Timmy.
Timmy: Errrr! Dad!
by HawaiianPunch1 September 02, 2023
The art of abusing people. Of ambushing them with questions, following them with questions, hounding them with questions, driving them to their fucking graves with questions. It’s sort of being like a photographer, except no ones' killed any royalty doing it…yet.
by tekrub March 14, 2010