A woman partaking in the act of removing all hair from the vaginal area (beetle bonet), thus leaving a smooth hairless area clear of all debris for a nice session of licking the vertical bacon sandwich.

immac, bic, wilkinson, gillette are all tools used in the act. of shaving the monkeys forehead

shaving the monkeys forehead by luke110381 February 4, 2008

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Tame the monkeys

When the monkeys in your head are going crazy

Student: *not paying attention

Teacher: emma, tame the monkeys

Tame the monkeys by Kayshepherd_1121 May 28, 2021

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skipping the monkeys

"Skipping the monkeys" is a metaphor for skipping past the boring stuff to get to the good stuff. 2001: A Space Odyssey, the film begins with an instrumental overture that lasts about 5 minutes and then there’s 15 minutes of, for lack of a better word, monkeys. I love 2001: A Space Odyssey and would never approve of fast forwarding through any part of the movie unless you’ve seen the movie many times and don’t necessarily want to sit through a slow part to get to the good stuff. -Scott Moschella

Let’s say you’re going to a concert. Who wants to sit through two lackluster opening acts to get to the headliner? I say, “Skip those monkeys!” Restless at work? Skip the monkeys and take an early lunch. Who cares how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Skip the monkeys and bite into that sucker. -Scott Moschella

skipping the monkeys by Scott Moschella May 13, 2005

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